The Horror

The Baltimore Examiner has made the awful mistake of choosing to publish me. If you get the chance, please write the editors angry letters explaining why this is such a bad idea, and how nauseous you feel. For a better look at this atrocity check out: http://www.examiner.com/a-1429441~Loyola_book_publishing_house_gives_
students_real_world_experience.html

There should be laws against this, and policemen with mean dogs to enforce those laws. Without order, how can there be reason? This turn of events challenges my entire view of a reasonable god.